I’ve been so busy creating over the past year that I decided I better start applying for some holiday craft shows. Here’s a small sampling of what I’ve been creating over the last year. Please note that all creations are copyrighted.
![Handcrafted cards with a Minnesota twist](https://i0.wp.com/www.papercalliope.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Minnesota-cards.jpg?resize=600%2C445)
Handcrafted cards with a Minnesota twist.
Card 1: “When they heard her say ‘Duck, Duck, Grey Duck,’ they knew that girl was the shit.”
Card 2: “More fun that Northeast Minneapolis? I should think not”
Card 3: “Have you jump started your kids today?”
Card 4: “When the children heard the girl say ‘Duck, Duck, Goose,’ they let the bitch know how it was done in Minnesota.”
![Twisted-Vintage](https://i0.wp.com/www.papercalliope.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Twisted-Vintage.jpg?resize=600%2C534)
Twisted vintage cards with some rather saucy sayings. My mother would not approve.
Card 1: “Dick and Jane are proud of their work. They are certain no one will find Sally this time.”
Card 2: “Mother never told me finding good Dick would be so difficult.”
Card 3: “To Jane, it looked like a perfectly logical place to yank her brother from bed”
Card 5: “Children remember, size does matter.”
Card 6: “Oh you poor man, you have a wittle temperature. Can I bring you anything? Tissue? Orange juice? Your balls maybe?”
Card 7: “Look at the Granny cross the street,’ said Dick. ‘Knees to chest bitch. Knees to chest!”
Card 8: “Sorry your password must contain a capital letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an ancient hieroglyphy and the blood of a virgin.”
Card 9: “Cake time mothafu#@$@%@”
![Christmas-tags](https://i0.wp.com/www.papercalliope.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Christmas-tags.jpg?resize=599%2C600)
You are certain to liven up your gift exchange with these holiday tags.
![Unique handcrafted holiday ornaments and gifts with a retro flair.](https://i0.wp.com/www.papercalliope.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Holiday-gifts.jpg?resize=501%2C600)
Unique handcrafted holiday ornaments and gifts with a retro flair.
![What better way to liven up my dour looking ancestors than with some cheeky greeting cards?](https://i0.wp.com/www.papercalliope.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/twisted-ancestors.jpg?resize=506%2C600)
What better way to liven up my dour looking ancestors than by inserting them into some cheeky greeting cards?
![Assorted](https://i0.wp.com/www.papercalliope.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Assorted.jpg?resize=600%2C330)
A little bit of everything…Paper Cakes, Miniatures, Holiday Displays and Prince.
so clever – and so funny! I’m sure you’ll make your fortune 😛