I’ve been so busy creating over the past year that I decided I better start applying for some holiday craft shows. Here’s a small sampling of what I’ve been creating over the last year. Please note that all creations are copyrighted.
Card 1: “When they heard her say ‘Duck, Duck, Grey Duck,’ they knew that girl was the shit.”
Card 2: “More fun that Northeast Minneapolis? I should think not”
Card 3: “Have you jump started your kids today?”
Card 4: “When the children heard the girl say ‘Duck, Duck, Goose,’ they let the bitch know how it was done in Minnesota.”
Card 1: “Dick and Jane are proud of their work. They are certain no one will find Sally this time.”
Card 2: “Mother never told me finding good Dick would be so difficult.”
Card 3: “To Jane, it looked like a perfectly logical place to yank her brother from bed”
Card 5: “Children remember, size does matter.”
Card 6: “Oh you poor man, you have a wittle temperature. Can I bring you anything? Tissue? Orange juice? Your balls maybe?”
Card 7: “Look at the Granny cross the street,’ said Dick. ‘Knees to chest bitch. Knees to chest!”
Card 8: “Sorry your password must contain a capital letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an ancient hieroglyphy and the blood of a virgin.”
Card 9: “Cake time mothafu#@$@%@”
so clever – and so funny! I’m sure you’ll make your fortune 😛