What I’ve been up to

What I’ve been up to

I’ve been so busy creating over the past year that I decided I better start applying for some holiday craft shows. Here’s a small sampling of what I’ve been creating over the last year. Please note that all creations are copyrighted.

Handcrafted cards with a Minnesota twist

Handcrafted cards with a Minnesota twist.

Card 1: “When they heard her say ‘Duck, Duck, Grey Duck,’ they knew that girl was the shit.”

Card 2: “More fun that Northeast Minneapolis? I should think not”

Card 3: “Have you jump started your kids today?”

Card 4: “When the children heard the girl say ‘Duck, Duck, Goose,’ they let the bitch know how it was done in Minnesota.”

Twisted-Vintage

Twisted vintage cards with some rather saucy sayings. My mother would not approve.

Card 1: “Dick and Jane are proud of their work. They are certain no one will find Sally this time.”

Card 2: “Mother never told me finding good Dick would be so difficult.”

Card 3: “To Jane, it looked like a perfectly logical place to yank her brother from bed”

Card 5: “Children remember, size does matter.”

Card 6: “Oh you poor man, you have a wittle temperature. Can I bring you anything? Tissue? Orange juice? Your balls maybe?”

Card 7: “Look at the Granny cross the street,’ said Dick. ‘Knees to chest bitch. Knees to chest!”

Card 8: “Sorry your password must contain a capital letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an ancient hieroglyphy and the blood of a virgin.”

Card 9: “Cake time mothafu#@$@%@”

Christmas-tags

You are certain to liven up your gift exchange with these holiday tags.

 

Unique handcrafted holiday ornaments and gifts with a retro flair.

Unique handcrafted holiday ornaments and gifts with a retro flair.

 

What better way to liven up my dour looking ancestors than with some cheeky greeting cards?

What better way to liven up my dour looking ancestors than by inserting them into some cheeky greeting cards?

Assorted

A little bit of everything…Paper Cakes, Miniatures, Holiday Displays and Prince.

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